I've been tagged (Grrr)

I was tagged by my illustrious wife for this book meme. She explained it as a kind of on-line game of tag. One person posts questions and answers them, they then “tag” the next person who is “it.” Here’s what I've been coerced to do:

1) Grab the book closest to you.
2) Open to page 123, go down to the fourth sentence.
3) Post the text of the following 3 sentences.
4) Name the author and book title.
5) Tag three people to do the same.

"Just let me stick to what I'm good at, yeah?" muttered Zaphod, and rolled away from the voice back to sleep.

"Do you want me to kick you?" said Ford.

"Would it give you a lot of pleasure?" said Zaphod, blearily.

My closest two books were a bible and a Hebrew-English interlinear Old-Testament. I figured that wouldn't be a good choice because it seems that most people who have don't this have had the same closest book.

My THIRD closest was The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide, by Douglas Adams. This is a collection of a number of books. Page 123 is part of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

The whole tag three people thing makes me squirm.