More Parental Definitions

Cheese Toast

Anything with cheese on it, such as a grilled cheese, real cheese toast, or a cheese quesadilla

Spicy

Adult toothpaste, especially cinnamon or minty toothpaste

Smunk

A small, black critter with a white stripe down its back; known for emitting a foul odor when scared

On it

A prepositional phrase denoting a non-specific spatial relationship between physical objects or materials such as, "My cup needs milk on it."

Black

Anything dark that apparently should not be on food such as burnt spots, wilted bits, bread crust, or pepper. E.g. "You gotta get the black off."

Sauce

Any condiment including BBQ sauce, ranch dressing, gravy, mustard, ketchup, and sometimes salt. It does not include chocolate sauce.

I need

I want

I can't

I don't want to

I'm hungry.

I want candy.